Five awesome history podcasts

At my former day job in Iowa, I had the opportunity to listen to a great deal of audio while I was working. Consequently, I discovered some really fascinating podcasts on a wide variety of subjects.

As a writer, I particularly enjoy history podcasts. Not only do they give me lots of interesting story ideas, but they help to expand my mind and give me some useful perspectives on where we came from and how we arrived at where we are in the modern world today. Before I started listening, there were a lot of dark areas in my understanding of world history. Now, much less so.

I tried out a wide variety of history podcasts, some good, some acceptable, and a few that were less than useful. Of all the podcasts I tried out, here are the five best.

History of Rome by Mike Duncan

Of all the history podcasts out there, Mike Duncan sets the standard with History of Rome. Short and concise, yet full of fascinating insights and connections, this podcast opened my eyes to Roman history and lightened what was previously a very dark section of my understanding of the world.

Where other podcasts lose sight of the forest for the trees, History of Rome never does. And where other podcasts advance a single narrative without exploring alternate explanations of events, History of Rome retains enough curiosity for this never to be a problem. Indeed, for major events like the crisis of the third century or the migration period, Mike Duncan explores multiple causative events, both proximate and ultimate. He’s not just presenting somebody else’s version of history: he examines original sources and comes to his own conclusions.

Histoy of Rome was what got me into history podcasts in the first place. It’s also what opened my eyes to things like monetary systems and the rise of serfdom. There was a hole in my understanding of the world, and History of Rome not only filled it, it gave me a bridge to knowledge I wasn’t aware I didn’t possess. Definitely recommended.

History of Byzantium by Robin Pierson

When the History of Rome ended with the fall of the western Roman Empire, Robin Pierson didn’t want it to end. So he started a podcast of his own, about the eastern Roman Empire from the reign of Zeno in the fifth century to the fall of Constantinople to the Turks in 1453. The result is The History of Byzantium.

This podcast is very much a continuation of the History of Rome. It’s a little more difficult to follow, mostly because Byzantine history is so… well, Byzantine. However, Robin does a good job tying it all together and making it comprehensible. He also interviews a number of historians and other subject experts, which can be very interesting.

I never realized how pivotal and important the eastern Roman Empire was. From Justinian and Theodora to the apocalyptic wars with the Muslims that stopped them from overrunning Europe in the 7th and 8th centuries, the history of Byzantium is absolutely fascinating. Well worth a listen.

Revolutions by Mike Duncan

After finishing the History of Rome, Mike Duncan started a new history podcast called Revolutions. This podcast explores the major political revolutions of the modern era, starting with the English civil war and ultimately leading to… well, we don’t know yet! Once again, this was a relatively dark area in my understanding of the world that Mike Duncan quite effectively illuminated.

It’s been particularly interesting to see how all of these revolutions are connected. The English civil war in many ways laid the groundwork for the political philosophy of classical liberalism, which led to the American Revolution. In turn, the American Revolution inspired the French Revolution, which triggered the Haitian Revolution (the only successful slave revolt in history), which spilled over into South American with Simon Bolivar. The failures of the French Revolution led to Napoleon, the restoration of the Bourbons, and the backlash of Metternich and European conservatism. This led to the tensions which exploded in the revolutions of 1848, whose failures led to the rise of socialism and communism.

Revolutions has shaped up to be just as good as History of Rome, if not better. Definitely worth subscribing.

Western Civ by Adam Walsh

The scope of Western Civ is a lot broader than the other podcasts I’ve listed, and that’s part of what I like about it. Instead of diving into the minutiae, it gives a very good sweeping overview of civilization, starting with the prehistoric fertile crescent and ultimately leading to… well, so far we’re at the high middle ages, but I get the sense that we’re ultimately headed for the modern day.

Adam Walsh also does a lot of readings from stuff like Homer, Cicero, Beowulf, and Norse mythology. It can be really interesting to hear the original documents in translation, especially after getting a context for them. It’s clear from his reading that he’s got a passion for this stuff, which bleeds over into the whole production.

For a broad overview of Western history, both to get a sense where your blind spots are and to put everything else into context, Western Civ is probably the best history podcast I’ve found for that.

History of English by Kevin Stroud

Years ago, in college, I took an ELANG class for my English minor and found it absolutely fascinating. The History of English Podcast combines all the best parts of that linguistics class with the history of the people who spoke it. Starting with the Indo-Europeans and what archaeologists have managed to piece together about them, Kevin traces the origins of just about every aspect of the English language.

In particular, I’ve really enjoyed learning about the Anglo-Saxons and the language they spoke. Kings and Earls, pagans and Christians, far-reaching marriage alliances and invasions from the Vikings and the French. I never considered how the English language itself is a historical artifact, but it really is. As a writer, I find this particularly fascinating.

The History of English Podcast goes really in-depth about things like the Norman conquest and the English monarchy, but it’s never too dry or difficult to follow. Also, each episode is packed with some really fascinating insights into our everyday language. Definitely worth subscribing, especially if you like to write.

Response to Correia’s awesome rant on fans vs. authors

So Larry Correia wrote an awesome rant the other day about fan entitlement and writing professionalism. The thing that set him off was a discussion on his author Facebook page where a bunch of readers were castigating Patrick Rothfuss for taking 6+ years to write his next book. A bunch of them started arguing that authors have a moral obligation to their readers to finish their books, and Larry called bullshit.

Do I have opinions? Why, yes, thank you for asking.

For the most part, I think Larry is spot on, especially about how free market capitalism is the best solution to this problem. Basically, books are just a product—nothing more, nothing less. Readers buy the product, and authors create it. When a reader buys a book, that’s all they’re buying. When an author writes a book, that’s all they’re creating. The free market works things out. The problems only arise when readers think they’re entitled to something more than what they’ve bought, or when authors think they’re entitled to more than what they’ve earned.

As a libertarian sci-fi writer, I could go on and on about the virtues of the free market and how capitalism is the best and most righteous economic system ever invented by man, but for now I’ll save that zeal for my fiction. In particular, there’s a short story recently I wrote for a $12,000 writing contest that is sure to lose because it shows just how evil and destructive a universal basic income would actually be. But I digress.

I know people mean well. I know people think they are helping. I know that you think it is a compliment. Maybe the first couple hundred times, but then after that it becomes a continual droning whine.

If a writer still bothers to post on social media to interact with their fans, and they post about them doing anything, literally anything other than writing, somebody inevitably is going to jump in and say “YOU SHOULD BE WRITING!”

The really sad part you helpful entitled types don’t get is that other stuff non-writing stuff is a vital part of the creative process. Since most of what authors do is in their heads, they never really stop working. So when I’m shooting guns, or painting minis, that is the activity that I do to uncork my brain, so that I can go put in another day of creating imaginary stuff tomorrow.

Authors either have a life outside of writing, or they burn out. Or, alternatively, they just check out and don’t interact with their fans anymore. Because even though there are a hundred cool fans for every entitled whiny douche, the entitled whiny douche is the one that sticks out.

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. I’m not at a point in my career yet where I have thousands of rabid-at-the-mouth fans screaming at me constantly to get back to work, but I can definitely see how it gets old.

Also, writers genuinely do need to refill the creative well from time to time. To an outside observer, it might look like we’re dicking around, but in reality we’re noodling out our next story, so that when we do sit down to write, the words actually come.

If you think that writing is as easy as sitting down at a keyboard and mashing out words, you might as well kidnap your favorite author, break his legs, and chain him to a typewriter in your basement.

To My Fellow Authors

Get your shit together.

Seriously, act like a professional. In any other job in the world, if you wasted all your time fucking around and didn’t get any work done, you’d get fired. Writer’s Block is a filthy lie. I couldn’t have Accountant’s Block. Oh, woe is me, I can’t make these spreadsheets because I’m just not feeling it today—FIRED.

But if you’re honestly working, and you’re doing the best you can with what you’ve got, you don’t have to take shit off of entitled douches.

The trouble with writing is that it isn’t always clear when the work is done. I’ve had multiple award-winning author friends tell me at conventions that they’re impressed with how prolific I am, and yet I never—NEVER—feel like my work is done.

I totally agree with Larry that if you want to write professionally, you have to treat it like an actual profession. Right now, I’m retooling my writing process so that I can put out two or three times as many books. “Writer’s block” is not an entitlement or a badge of honor. It’s a disease.

This YouTube video is the best take I’ve seen on the subject. I watch it over and over again, sometimes every day. Whenever I don’t think I can meet my next deadline. Whenever I feel like there’s something repelling me from sitting down to write. Rewatching this video gives me a burning desire to finish my WIP, look that resistance in the face, and scream “rest in peace, motherfucker!” I swear, I should get that woodburned on a plaque and hang it over my desk. Best motivation ever.

Screw writer’s block. Screw all that artsy fartsy crap. There’s nothing quite so awesome as looking at your name on a book cover and thinking “yeah, I wrote that.” It never gets old.

I remember a couple years ago when I ran into a really successful author, dude was on top of the world, just got home from a successful book tour, latest book was a huge hit… and he was bummed. I’m talking super depressed. Why? Because Lone Douche in the Wilderness had just ripped him apart on Facebook, and that negativity was enough to screw up all his previous happiness.

Do not give douchebags power over you. Don’t ever let people impose their arbitrary and capricious rules onto you.

To be frankly honest, this is one of the reasons why I don’t do social media anymore. Not because I have a thin skin or can’t take criticism. Not because of a specific instance where someone was a douchebag to me, either. Rather, it was more of a recognition that if I didn’t change course, I would become that douchebag—if indeed I hadn’t already.

There’s something about our current iterations of social media that seems to bring out the worst in people. Twitter in particular is insanely toxic. Future historians (and historical fiction writers) are going to have a heyday writing about all of the online meltdowns of our most prominent cultural and political figures, right up to President Trump himself. It’s a daily occurance at this point, sadly. And yet, the more I look at it, the more it seems that the only winning move in social media is not to play.

Which is not to say that I don’t want to keep in touch with my fans. That’s what this blog and my email list are for. But speaking as a reader for a moment, when I buy a book, I’m not trying to strike up a friendship with the guy who wrote it. I’m just buying a book. Neither am I particularly interested in hearing about whatever social or political cause set them off on a rant today. I just want to read the damn book.

It’s called free market capitalism, and it makes everything so much simpler. If a book looks interesting, I’ll buy it. If I like it, I’ll buy more from the same author. It’s cool and all to feel like we have a connection, but at the end of the day, it’s just books. And readers. And the free market.

Anyways. That’s my take on Larry’s epic rant. Writers and readers, be excellent to each other. That is all.

Undercover Antifa: This story needs to get out!

There’s a lot that I could say, but I think the video speaks for itself:

One question: when Antifa has their Charlottesville moment and somebody dies at their hands, how is the mainstream media going to cover it? What is the narrative going to be?

Good on team Crowder for exposing these domestic terrorists. Make no mistake, that’s exactly what they are.

Busy week

Sorry to neglect the blog this week: I’ve been putting things in order, starting with my two weeks notice at the day job on Monday. Things are a little bit crazy. Not too much, and I’m doing all right overall, but the blog takes a lower priority than other things.

If I’m not back to actively posting again by next week, then I’ll definitely be back the week after. Should have a lot more writing and blogging time in the near future.