{"id":875,"date":"2009-07-03T23:21:21","date_gmt":"2009-07-04T06:21:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/?p=875"},"modified":"2009-07-03T23:25:41","modified_gmt":"2009-07-04T06:25:41","slug":"if-i-were-a-character-in-twilight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/if-i-were-a-character-in-twilight\/","title":{"rendered":"If I were a character in Twilight…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t know why I did this, but I saw it while wasting time on the internet and somehow suckered myself into it.<\/p>\n

\"Twilight<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n

Judging from all the advertising crap I had to go through just to get this result, I’m probably going to be spammed to high heaven for the next ten years. Fortunately, all of the personal information I provided is fake, except for the email (hehe, the guys at the Arabic house are probably going to get some pretty funny junk mail next year…).<\/p>\n

It’s been a long time since I read Twilight,<\/em> but I can vaguely remember liking this character. He probably was the one most like me.<\/p>\n

I’m just glad I didn’t end up as Edward, because that kid is ridiculously abusive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don’t know why I did this, but I saw it while wasting time on the internet and somehow suckered myself into it. Judging from all the advertising crap I had to go through just to get this result, I’m probably going to be spammed to high heaven for the next ten years. Fortunately, all… Continue reading If I were a character in Twilight…<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[112,259,258],"class_list":["post-875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-character","tag-just-for-fun","tag-stephanie-meyers","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7iXK-e7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=875"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":883,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions\/883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}