{"id":8709,"date":"2013-07-04T01:10:35","date_gmt":"2013-07-04T07:10:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/?p=8709"},"modified":"2013-07-04T01:10:35","modified_gmt":"2013-07-04T07:10:35","slug":"i-will-finish-this-novella-tomorrow-i-swear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/i-will-finish-this-novella-tomorrow-i-swear\/","title":{"rendered":"I will finish this novella tomorrow, I SWEAR."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to finish it two weeks ago.\u00a0 I really was.\u00a0 But then, things were slow for a while as I adjusted to the new swing-shift job, and it wasn&#8217;t looking like I could do it, so I pushed the deadline back a week and went hiking instead.\u00a0 No worries.<\/p>\n<p>Then, the internet exploded and I got distracted.\u00a0 So no book Saturday.\u00a0 No worries, I told myself.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll just finish it on Monday and go for another hike on Tuesday, my day off.<\/p>\n<p>So.\u00a0 Went grocery shopping on Monday, putzed around, wrote a bit, but didn&#8217;t really finish it.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know why.\u00a0 Maybe I was still distracted.\u00a0 Still, I figured I&#8217;d just call off the hike and finish it the next day.\u00a0 Since it was supposed to be my day off, I could cook a nice batch of koshary too.<\/p>\n<p>Tuesday, I cooked a nice batch of koshary, had some friends over, life was good, sat down to write &#8230; and got a call from my supervisor (who I&#8217;ve seen exactly once) that the regular employees have the 4th of July off, so could I please come in and work?<\/p>\n<p>AAARGH!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Did I mention that it&#8217;s been a hundred degrees here recently?\u00a0 I&#8217;ve been sleeping practically naked and still sweating like crazy.\u00a0 That&#8217;s probably more than you wanted to know, but I mention it only because I&#8217;ve been getting up progressively later.\u00a0 Though the smart thing, of course, would be to wake up earlier when it&#8217;s still somewhat cool outside &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So anyways, Wednesday rolls around, and I get some good writing in.\u00a0 I start the final chapter, with only two more scenes to go before it&#8217;s finished.\u00a0 But it&#8217;s my sister&#8217;s birthday tomorrow, and I ought to stop by and say hi, which of course turns into a youtube party and playing with my nephew.\u00a0 Also, my tomatoes are dying, so I really should pick up some fertilizer and see what I can do to revive them, but of course I don&#8217;t know hardly anything about fertilizer so it takes forever to find something that might actually do the trick.\u00a0 Also, Institute is on Wednesdays, and I really should attend that more often (but I can&#8217;t, because of the job), so I go to that for a few hours.\u00a0 Good times, meet some new people and chat up with friends, head back to my apartment but then the guy two doors down asks if I want to join him and a couple of girls for a game of cards, and since I really don&#8217;t have much of a social life (again, because of the job), I say yes and end up hanging out with them until midnight.<\/p>\n<p>So tomorrow is the 4th of July.\u00a0 There&#8217;s all sorts of stuff going on, including a family barbecue, the fair downtown, my sister&#8217;s birthday, my Mom coming into town, but #^$%@^#%^#@ I will finish this book!!!!1!!1!!!\u00a0 Even if it means getting up at 7am, which it probably will.<\/p>\n<p>And if I end up sleeping in again &#8230; no, that totally isn&#8217;t going to happen.\u00a0 And it&#8217;s not going to happen because I&#8217;m going to bed RIGHT NOW.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to finish it two weeks ago.\u00a0 I really was.\u00a0 But then, things were slow for a while as I adjusted to the new swing-shift job, and it wasn&#8217;t looking like I could do it, so I pushed the deadline back a week and went hiking instead.\u00a0 No worries. Then, the internet exploded&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/i-will-finish-this-novella-tomorrow-i-swear\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I will finish this novella tomorrow, I SWEAR.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"This post is full of nothing but lame excuses. 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