{"id":6435,"date":"2011-11-04T23:57:36","date_gmt":"2011-11-05T05:57:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/?p=6435"},"modified":"2011-11-04T23:59:13","modified_gmt":"2011-11-05T05:59:13","slug":"tradition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/tradition\/","title":{"rendered":"Tradition!"},"content":{"rendered":"

We have some pretty weird traditions in my family.\u00a0 One of them is that we watch The Ten Commandments every Thanksgiving.\u00a0 Another is that my mother tells everyone “rabbit rabbit!” on the first of every month.\u00a0 Yet another: whenever anyone opens a bucket of fresh butter, everyone nearby screams bloody murder and scrambles to be the first one to break it.<\/p>\n

The biggest tradition of them all, however, is that whenever it’s someone’s birthday, everyone else rushes to be the first to wish them a happy birthday–or at least to get one of the first slots.\u00a0 For mine, my youngest sister called me at midnight to get the coveted number one spot.<\/p>\n

So anyways, today is my sister Kate<\/a>‘s birthday.\u00a0 I called her at 11:35 pm MST (GMT-6), which is half an hour past midnight where she lives.\u00a0 Of course, she didn’t answer her phone (she never does!) so I called her husband and asked him to wake her up so I could talk with her. “It’ll only take a second,” I said.<\/p>\n

Well, he did…AND SHE SAID I WAS NUMBER TWO!!!<\/p>\n

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All I can say is she married smart.<\/p>\n

#$@! !#$@# $%@^ !@#!<\/p>\n

That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We have some pretty weird traditions in my family.\u00a0 One of them is that we watch The Ten Commandments every Thanksgiving.\u00a0 Another is that my mother tells everyone “rabbit rabbit!” on the first of every month.\u00a0 Yet another: whenever anyone opens a bucket of fresh butter, everyone nearby screams bloody murder and scrambles to be… Continue reading Tradition!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[133,259],"class_list":["post-6435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-family","tag-just-for-fun","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7iXK-1FN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6435"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6443,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6435\/revisions\/6443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}