{"id":16711,"date":"2023-02-14T15:10:54","date_gmt":"2023-02-14T22:10:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/?p=16711"},"modified":"2023-02-14T15:10:54","modified_gmt":"2023-02-14T22:10:54","slug":"the-babylon-bee-guide-to-every-christian-denomination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/the-babylon-bee-guide-to-every-christian-denomination\/","title":{"rendered":"The Babylon Bee Guide to Every Christian Denomination"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"750\" height=\"422\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dWmamB07DIo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Saw this video a couple of days ago, thought it was hilarious\u2014especially the parts about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints: &#8220;Mormons? Just kidding\u2014we said Christian denominations!&#8221; And then later\u2026 &#8220;Unitarian Universalists? They&#8217;re atheists. We&#8217;ll even take the Mormons over these guys.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Although, to be fair\u2026 if Joseph Smith&#8217;s first vision was real, and God really did tell fourteen year-old Joseph not to join any church, because He didn&#8217;t recognize any of them as His true church and kingdom\u2026 then of course every other denomination that rejects the restored gospel would also reject the Mormons as not being &#8220;true Christians.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But yeah, one thing we definitely need to work on is our beard game. Brigham Young, Joseph F. Smith\u2014we used to be even more awesome than the Church of Christ with their Duck Dynasty guys, but man, we&#8217;ve really lost it in the last hundred years!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saw this video a couple of days ago, thought it was hilarious\u2014especially the parts about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints: &#8220;Mormons? Just kidding\u2014we said Christian denominations!&#8221; And then later\u2026 &#8220;Unitarian Universalists? They&#8217;re atheists. We&#8217;ll even take the Mormons over these guys.&#8221; Although, to be fair\u2026 if Joseph Smith&#8217;s first vision was real,&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/the-babylon-bee-guide-to-every-christian-denomination\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Babylon Bee Guide to Every Christian Denomination<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[1620,1595,1151,1634],"class_list":["post-16711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-babylon-bee","tag-christian","tag-religion","tag-the-church-of-jesus-christ-of-latter-day-saints","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7iXK-4lx","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16712,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16711\/revisions\/16712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}