{"id":11691,"date":"2018-03-02T16:44:45","date_gmt":"2018-03-02T22:44:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/?p=11691"},"modified":"2018-03-02T16:44:45","modified_gmt":"2018-03-02T22:44:45","slug":"do-not-underestimate-the-power-of-korean-barbecue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/do-not-underestimate-the-power-of-korean-barbecue\/","title":{"rendered":"Do not underestimate the power of Korean barbecue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So Tuesday night, the back of my mouth where the naval cavity meets the throat began to feel itchy. I could tell I was coming down with something.<\/p>\n<p>My roommate diagnosed it as a sinus infection and prescribed, among other things, some super spicy Korean barbecue. If you&#8217;ve ever gone to Cup-Bop in Provo and ordered a ten, you know what I&#8217;m talking about. That stuff will melt your face off\u2014or, in my case, rapidly evacuate the sinuses, denying that territory to the infection.<\/p>\n<p>The next two days were pretty miserable. I got maybe an hour of sleep the first night, and woke up with a nasty sore throat, as well as a headache and stuffy nose. Had more Korean barbecue the next day, which did help with the sinuses but also ripped out my stomach lining and did a number on my digestive tract. That stuff is insane.<\/p>\n<p>The worst is over, though, and I was back on my feet this morning. Which is remarkable, because this time last year, I had the same virus, and it knocked me out for a month. Literally. I was bedridden for three or four days, and confined to my apartment for another three weeks. Compared to that, two days of a nuked digestive tract combined with moderate flu symptoms isn&#8217;t so bad.<\/p>\n<p>The moral of the story is that sometimes, the best way to fight a disease is to wage a scorched earth campaign on your own body. Also, do not underestimate the power of Korean barbecue.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be back next week. Hopefully my stomach lining will be back too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Tuesday night, the back of my mouth where the naval cavity meets the throat began to feel itchy. I could tell I was coming down with something. My roommate diagnosed it as a sinus infection and prescribed, among other things, some super spicy Korean barbecue. If you&#8217;ve ever gone to Cup-Bop in Provo and&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/do-not-underestimate-the-power-of-korean-barbecue\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Do not underestimate the power of Korean barbecue<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[263,850],"class_list":["post-11691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-food","tag-random","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7iXK-32z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11691"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11692,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11691\/revisions\/11692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}