{"id":11026,"date":"2017-05-16T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-05-16T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/?p=11026"},"modified":"2017-05-15T22:35:40","modified_gmt":"2017-05-16T03:35:40","slug":"further-impressions-of-iowa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/further-impressions-of-iowa\/","title":{"rendered":"Further impressions of Iowa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This post could just as well been titled &#8220;Oh my heck, Toto, we&#8217;re not in Utah anymore.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What is up with all of the tattoos everywhere? Call me old-fashioned, but unless it&#8217;s a part of your cultural heritage (Arab, Indian, Polynesian, etc), I don&#8217;t really find it interesting or attractive. It&#8217;s like\u00a0someone vandalized your body.<\/p>\n<p>Utah is pretty insulated in this regard. Sure, you can find people with tattoos, but only if you look for them. Here, every other person has a tattoo somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>Is this part of a wider trend across the United States? If so, is it connected to the crappy economy? People with stability and security in their lives don&#8217;t typically get tattoos. Or maybe it&#8217;s all of my fellow Millennials who don&#8217;t know what they&#8217;re doing with their lives and are sort of just drifting.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve probably got readers who are thinking right now: &#8220;dude, WTF? You&#8217;ve got a character in\u00a0<strong>Sons of the Starfarers<\/strong> who has a full body tattoo, and doesn&#8217;t mind showing it off.&#8221; To which I would say: 1. it&#8217;s temporary (henna), 2. it&#8217;s part of her cultural heritage, and 3. it&#8217;s fiction.<\/p>\n<p>The other big thing I&#8217;ve noticed (which again, is probably just going to show how insular Utah can be) is that no one has any concept of food storage. There&#8217;s a store out here called Mills Fleet Farm, which is kind of like a Home Depot swallowed a feed store and ate a Walmart for dessert. Asked three employees for foodsafe five-gallon buckets, and none of them had any idea what I was looking for.<\/p>\n<p>In Utah, you can get foodsafe five-gallon and two-gallon buckets from any grocery store. At Macey&#8217;s and Winco, they sell the gamma lids. You can also buy 50 lb bags of oats or wheat, 25 lb bags of beans or rice, and twice a year they have case-lot sales where you can buy canned goods by the case upwards of 50% off. Freeze dried foods and can rotation systems are also a perennial.<\/p>\n<p>Am I the weird one for thinking it&#8217;s a good idea to keep 90 days worth of non-perishable food in your pantry? Aside from all the prepper reasons for why that&#8217;s a good idea, it&#8217;s also\u00a0a lot cheaper to buy in bulk. And it&#8217;s not like people don&#8217;t keep gardens around here. Though I do have to admit, there aren&#8217;t nearly as many home gardens as Utah.<\/p>\n<p>But the people seem friendly enough, and aside from those two points, this place is actually a lot more culturally similar to Utah than other places in the country where I&#8217;ve lived. It&#8217;s more conservative than California, more churchgoing than New England, and a hell of a lot more honest than Washington DC. About the only other place I&#8217;ve been that comes close is Texas, but Texas is Texas. Nothing else compares.<\/p>\n<p>I could see myself ending up in Texas someday, if I don&#8217;t move back to Utah first. Utah isn&#8217;t for everyone,\u00a0but I love it there and wouldn&#8217;t mind putting down some permanent roots. California, on the other hand\u2026 you couldn&#8217;t pay me to live there. Same with Washington DC.<\/p>\n<p>Iowa&#8217;s not a bad place, though. Time will tell how it\u00a0rubs off on me.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This post could just as well been titled &#8220;Oh my heck, Toto, we&#8217;re not in Utah anymore.&#8221; What is up with all of the tattoos everywhere? Call me old-fashioned, but unless it&#8217;s a part of your cultural heritage (Arab, Indian, Polynesian, etc), I don&#8217;t really find it interesting or attractive. It&#8217;s like\u00a0someone vandalized your body.&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/further-impressions-of-iowa\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Further impressions of Iowa<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[1086,1095,599,189,357],"class_list":["post-11026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-iowa","tag-texas","tag-thoughts-reflections","tag-utah","tag-washington-dc","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7iXK-2RQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11026"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11026\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11027,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11026\/revisions\/11027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onelowerlight.com\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}