Hello, friends. Christopher Columbus Jackson here. After my last adventure, I set out to make my fortune as a treasure hunter. Unfortunately, I crossed paths with some very bad people, and only my trusted starship, the Millennial Falcon, and a friendly warrior monk of the Church of Jesus Christ of Post-Millennial Saints, Orthodox kept me from falling into their hands. But there are two kinds of people in this galaxy: those who treasure the things of this world, and those whose treasure lies in some alternate dimension. I would soon find out what kind of a man I was.