Some people complain about how indie authors hit up their friends and family to give them five-star reviews…well, last week I gave the Createspace proof for Genesis Earth to my Mom, and today I noticed that she posted a three-star review for the book on Goodreads. 
It’s a cute one, though. This is what she said:
Sci-fi is not my genre, but the author is my own son! I read it in 2 days (fast, for me); after page 100, I did not want to put the book down. Had to see what would develop–see the story. I’m hosting the author at home for a few weeks, so it has been fun to discuss his characters, etc. in person. I look forward to more discussion.
I posted this on the Kindle Boards just for laughs, and the guys over there agreed that it’s pretty hilarious. A few of them suggested I rate her cooking! But don’t worry, Mom, I’d give it at least a 3.5. 
In all seriousness, my Mom’s actually been really supportive of my writing, and I really appreciate that. She is a tough (if loving) critic, though, so I’m sure she’ll keep me on my toes.
The most hilarious thing about this is that her catchphrase growing up was “suffer!”
Joe, your review of my cooking is generous! I’m a 3 star cook: consistent, healthy but not gourmet. I think it’s more likely that your writing will improve than that my cooking will!! You’re a talented writer and should definitely keep at it.