How to say “I love you” in math

I was having dinner at the McQueens today, and after chatting with my brother in law’s cousins about numerous interesting subjects (zombie contingency plans, preferred food substances to swim in, and the amount of sugar it would take to launch  you into space), we got onto the subject of math as a language.

Side note: I am on a quest (well, more of a subquest) to prove that math is not a language–at least, not in the same way that English is.  The question I always pose to throw people off is “how do you say ‘I love you’ in math?”

Well, I posed the question, and Sarah came up with the best answer I’ve heard yet:

7i + 3u < 24u

Har.  Har.  Har.

In unrelated news, I’m going to find out on Tuesday (read: tomorrow night) if I made the semi-finals for the 2011 Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award contest.  I’m starting to freak out a little bit about it, but at least it’s come this far…okay, who am I kidding?  GAAAAAHHHH!

In related news, I am totally going to base a character in one of my novels off of Sarah…but only tangentially, of course.

By Joe Vasicek

Joe Vasicek is the author of more than twenty science fiction books, including the Star Wanderers and Sons of the Starfarers series. As a young man, he studied Arabic and traveled across the Middle East and the Caucasus. He claims Utah as his home.

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